Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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