Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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