found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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