rhymes with "ouble enetration"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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