why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I would fuck him just for his dog
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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