My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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