Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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