I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
