its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize