talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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