I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
handjob tips. give me some.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
