I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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