no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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