I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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