2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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