I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
im holly from the hills drunk
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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