The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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