you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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