I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I have post one night stand depression
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