is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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