i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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