"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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