so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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