.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
there was a trapeze. enough said
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
my liver is dry heaving
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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