sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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