That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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