just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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