I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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