Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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