hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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