I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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