All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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