ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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