I don't think brook has ever known best
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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