we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
