I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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