a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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