Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
