Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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