so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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