There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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