Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
