how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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