Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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