ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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