Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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