My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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