Fine. I'll sleep in my office
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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