I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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