I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Someone signed my nipple.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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