Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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