i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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