I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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