is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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