Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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