i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Everything about him screamed your future.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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