Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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